Ok, people, I am so totally getting laid. And dammit I deserve it. I don't know quite how long this feast will last, and I know I'm gloating, but DAMN the famine was a little over three years long! Three years, no sex. Didn't even see a dick except an old Harvey Keitel movie.
Hit the internet, cause that's where I met him. Out of the friggin blue in a local MSN chat room. I meet this lovely and amazing man. He's Egyptian. A doctor. A heart surgeon. The man is wearing me out. I guess if you can operate on someone's open chest for 35 hours, 2 hours of sex is nothing. Except that it's 2 hours a day about every other day. People are commenting at work that I'm walking funny. I told them I've been going to kickboxing classes. I'm totally loving it. Now that I've blogged it, I'm sure that I've jinxed myself though and he'll never call me again.
Anyway, I read the book "The Rules." Not cause I want to find a husband or anything, I just wanted to figure out what exactly I was doing wrong. Well, I read it in one sitting and realized I was breaking every single rule. I stare at men, I talk to them first, I call them and I have sex too soon. I date guys that don't buy me gifts and I accept dates at the last minute. Maybe I need to write a book called "The Rules for Girls Who Just Want a Little Ass Once in a Blue Moon."
Posted by debutaunt at March 31, 2003 04:50 PM | TrackBack