May 08, 2003

An ode to chastain and his wife

Enough.

I accept and offer the olive branch back to you, Chastain. If she'd accept, I'd offer... oh nevermind. I still suck.

with much love and apologies to the almightly, and ever so sexy, Queen Haiku, L(space)D

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Chastain

Go ahead and swing
Hey, you're all good in my book
Just don't invite me

jaissasgirl

For fuck's sake, ENOUGH!
You are the blackest kettle
Get the fuck off me

Who are you to judge?
You don't know me from Adam
Look in a mirror

Lori Sunfuckingshine

Say what you want, girl
We can all have opinions
Will you marry me?

Deb_u_taunt2003

Quit goofing at work
If I had some privacy
I'd argue circles

You hate to argue
Will you please shut the fuck up?
I've had enough jerks

My asshole ex sucked
All I want to do is write
I like L Sunshine

No more drama here
That Mary J. Blige is right
Except my tall tales

My sister cooked steak
Yet I am finishing work
And I miss Zoe

So that's enough now
I'm too old to fuck with this
Still love IRC

Hope I don't get kicked, but it was nice knowing you all if I do. (would that mean I can't read journals anymore either?)

Oh for fuck's sake. Go home, Deb

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oh, and by the way... the name...

Deb_u_taunt2003

Deb taunts
Deb kickboxes so she is now taunt
Deb had a jackass husband, is single, and looks forward to my new life:

Main Entry: debˇuˇtante
Pronunciation: 'de-byu-"tänt
Function: noun
Etymology: French débutante, feminine of débutant
Date: 1801
: DEBUTANT; especially : a young woman making her formal entrance into society

so cheers!

Posted by debutaunt at May 8, 2003 05:18 PM | TrackBack