I miss Dr. E. (uh, derr) So, I’m trying to distract myself and went profile surfing on Yahoo yesterday.
Saw and talked to a few interesting guys, (possibly one prospective date??) but mostly was horrified by what I saw. *note to self… if profile says bigblkrooster4yourkitten, cuminmymouth_i_swallow or dirtydiaperboi, you don’t want to look*
Dick pictures. DICKS! Lots of them. Penises without warning should be charged as a felony. Faceless shots. Just torso and below. Some hands on, some freewheeling. Not in the over-18 profiles either. Just the regular “normal” ones.
Ok, so WHO exactly are these guys scoring with?
I mean, some of these penises aren’t even that impressive. Some just had elephantdick-itis and were frightening, but most were average looking or smallish even. Regardless of the size, I’m just not up for that kind of vomit inducing action.
Is it just me, or is there something I’m not getting? (no pun intended)
More on this later... I'm still surfing.