Things I would not like Zoe to do:
1. Play hooky
2. Float checks
3. Kill plants
4. Not clean her hamster's cage
5. Read cheesy books
6. Skip going to the doctor
7. Call her ex Dickford
8. Have a job where she can wear slacker clothes even though I (oops she) really shouldn't.
9. Say she sucks so much
10. Curse at strange whorish women on the phone (was it me or did Zoe repeat skank ho... no, she was still in the tub)
11. Belittle maids
12. Say babies are ugly and not care if they get splatted by a moving van
13. Hack into someones cell phone account to get a slutty homewrecking maid's telephone number
14. Write an online journal telling everyone her daughters secrets and goofy stories and posting pictures of her. (especially an avatar of her daughter in mid-pick)
I'm sure there are many many more things I wouldn't want Zoe to do that I do myself. I don't want to go over the message limits.
But I did plant strawberries for her so that maybe one day we can make her favorite shortcake with our own strawberries.
And we did paint, which is one of her most favorite things to do.
And I did read every Maisy book she owns, including the Dr. Maisy book.
And watched 2 Blues Clues videos with her before naptime. Although she fell asleep during the first one. The 2nd one was for me.
And I did buy her a bathing suit with a matching green plastic grass skirt because that's the one she really wanted even though it cost $2 more than the one I picked out.
Ok, sometimes I don't suck that bad.
I'll go to confession.
Night!