Well last night I had called Dickford's office and left him a voicemail about how he needs to corral his fucking maid slut.
He phoned this morning and said he didn't know what I was talking about. I relayed the Skank Ho story and needless to say he was quite pissed off. He said he was sorry that she messed with me and that it wouldn't happen again.
He said he's not living with her.
And monkeys will fly out of my ass.
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My friend Meena (who used to go out with Dickford) laughed. She made me give her Skank Ho's cell phone number. She was going to call from a payphone and curse her out in Spanish.
How fun is that.