Out of the blue private message... hmmmm. Out of town businessman, visiting Houston "on business." Searches local yahoo directory. Comes up with THE DEB_U_TAUNT.
[note - my profile says that I'm a porn editor. It is more interesting that what I really do, but it gives me something to write about since I meet all the weirdest people. How they don't understand that this is a joke is beyond me. They only wish.]
Internet conversation:
m42: so.... are you really the editor of a porn mag?
deb_u_taunt2002: nooooooooooooooo
deb_u_taunt2002: no, no
deb_u_taunt2002: it's just a joke
m42: lol - i thought so!
m42: are you reallly an editor?
deb_u_taunt2002: are you married?
[note - he did not answer this question - immediately untrustworthy]
deb_u_taunt2002: and yes, I really am an editor
deb_u_taunt2002: I work for an environmental remediation firm
deb_u_taunt2002: at an oil & gas company
deb_u_taunt2002: [inserted sleeping face here]
m42: environmental remediation .... porn... what's the difference!
[note - ah ha ha ha - oh, he's so witty]
deb_u_taunt2002: I read about toxic waste... equally as dirty, just not as sexy
[note - my lame ass line]
m42: probably... more so
m42: do you like port?
deb_u_taunt2002: somewhat
deb_u_taunt2002: I don't drink much
m42: sorry... i meant to say.... "do you like porn"?
Oh holy hell. Wonder what he wants?