Woo hooo.... L D, here you go...things for me to write about.
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how much and why you love me so!!
Ode to L(space)D
Fuck Phoenix. Move to Houston
We would par-tay big
You know I love you
You make me wanna go gay
Gov't man would freak out
Me, Aimee, and Euge
Everyone should love L D
She is really hot
Although she's so young
One sexy motherfucker
She makes us all perv
But she is smart too
She is one funny ass girl
Her jernul so rocks
Love, love, love that chick
I could write haikus all day
About L(space)D
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your first boyfriend and why that didn't work out (circa jr high, hopefully
Well I didn't have a first boyfriend until my senior year. His name was Kent and he is now an EMT somewhere in the backhills of Texas. I lost my virginity to him in his parent's living room while they were sleeping. I honestly don't really remember much about it. Pretty sad, huh?
We broke up because he caught his best friend (good friend of mine too) flirting with me. Kent was a macho-jocko, Texas football type... too full of testosterone. I've never seen him since high school. I'm not really all that interested to find out more about him. I really hated high school. I try to block those years out.
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how the hurricane is kicking your and houston's ass
We got just a tiny bit of rain where I live. Houston is pretty big, and I live more North, so it didn't kick but a small portion of a butt cheek. The coastal towns got big time flooded. Right at the beach we were going to go to this weekend. Blah!
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funny pictures of zoe or funny zoe stories (these are my favorite posts!!!)
Awwww thanks. She loves Auntie L(s)D too.
But there haven't been any really funny stories lately. But here is a little welcome into my world:
She's been saying get-for instead of forget. It's cute. "Mommy, I get for my big baby inside the house." (Big Baby is her doll with no name, she's bigger than the others, so she calls her simply Big Baby.) "Big Baby pooped on the floor. Big Baby needs some medicine. She has dia of her rhea."
She always spots cars that look just like mine. Dead on. "There's Zoe's car."
She wanted to take a bath yesterday in her pink polka-dotted bikini. I let her. She was in the tub for nearly an hour.
She wants to eat popsicles for breakfast. I let her peel her own hard boiled egg instead. Not quite the same, but she thought it was fun. She ate three.
She wants to wear her Barbie dress up shoes to shcool. I don't let her, but it's a fight every single morning. What shoes to wear. Thanks, Momo G (my mom) for the birthday gift. They cause me undue stress and agony every day.
http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/bc/da...otos.yahoo.com/
The above is Zoe - from little to Big Baby
I used this for my Christmas letter. How could you not be excited about Christmas!!!
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/3f15...cxpcF_AX03gp6GD
And Fuck Yahoo. Some of these aren't working!! I tried some download program and I still couldn't get it to work. Sorry for the link vs. a real picture.
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a post where you cut and paste your flight itinerary from houston to phy!!!
How about a post of monkeys flying out of my ass? I'm negative 32 hours on my vacatino tine, and I won't get any more sick leave until January. I only wish, chica. I'm soooo in need of some vaca!!!
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TADA!!!! I wonder how many exclamation!! marks I can have in one message!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!!!!
I don't think there were enough!!!!!
Ok, loves ya L D. Keep them coming. My brain is dry.