ok, Retardical Sam was up for it. This is too long so it will be in 2 parts.
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If you could see one band play life, what would it be? Any band, living or dead. The only clause is that it can't be country music. Or Emo.
Only one band? That’s tough. Probably The Beatles back in the day. My daughter’s crib set was all Carter’s John Lennon collection. The mobile played “Imagine.” So lovely.
If I could pick others a few of them would be: My grandfather, Lenny Kravitz, The Rolling Stones, Ben Harper, Willie Nelson, Junior Browne, did I say Lenny Kravitz... drool, drool.
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If you could choose between all free music you could want or all the free food you could eat, which would you choose and why?
Ok, I’d choose all free food, because I spend more money on food than I do music. I usually just listen to internet radio all day – www.kgsr.com in Austin. The free food would also come in handy because I’d save up a lot of money and could travel and pay for concerts. I could feed my friends and the homeless too because, well, it'd be FREE.
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Do you have wierd non-personal questions that people ask for no-good reasons at all?
I seem to get more weird, personal questions asked to me all the time. Just yesterday a total stranger sent me an IM and asked if he could lick my ass. Other times they want to know if they can hook up with me and shoot some porn.
These are the times when I'm rude.
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Here's one...what sort of narcotics have you taken, if any - including alcohol?
I'm so boring in this area. I'm too chickenshit to try much, so... Alcohol, marijuana, X (lame), and some totally strong shit when I had my daughter. I have no idea what it was, but it kicked my ass like no other. I don’t like to take drugs, and other than alcohol, I don’t think I have used anything else for over 15 years.
But yeah, I inhaled.
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part 2 of 2 with Retardical Sam
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if you could bounce on a trampoline with 3 other people from the IRC, who would they be?
Damn, only 3?? Nah, this one was easy: L D, Aimee, & Lori Sunshine. Mine would be a TRAMP-oline, so who better? Haha. My secret soul sisters!
Those I’d let watch:
Dr. E - to join the IRC and jump on ME later
Benorbeen so he can webcam Aimee up close and personal
B_E_G to be all cute with blorg
sugarsnit to entertain us with her hellacoolness
*dizzy to bring the pints
pixie for her pixie-ness
snert to test our trivia
yonphi to get some tramp action
blorg to be all cute with B E G
dan telfer cause he’s funny
el jefe to be cool
sandbag to shoot all pervs and protect the tramps
mullaney to moderate
seamonkey & gypsy to get drunk & make us laugh
eugenegue to ravish L D
no_key to bring his new baby & make comments
dano so he could sneak off with Chastain, Ms. necrophiliac [sorry, I HAD to misspell that, it's too close] and have an orgy
burns & minou to makeout and we'd smile at their love
jesster to take pictures & photoshop them
troglodyte to keep it all legal
clubfoot to be the door bouncer
25 words to write a concise review
philc to make us laugh
oldlady & oldsir and some fresh veggies
wasabi so we could see once and for all if it is true or if she is a hump-backed, hairy, 300 pound man
hoyden to be sexy and fun
spacedani to speak french to us
tango & chelle to come see us all & bring sheep
shanextopher to see why everyone wants his ass
zerocool to party with *diz *
fucken drunker to stay fucken drunk
gov’t man to be all republican and start some fights
demonic muse to write about shit I don’t understand
gwyn for her old school
and of course you, retardical sam - because you’re a doll
Oh, hell, I’d invite the entire IRC. Party at Deb’s tramps on a oline.
gotta go drink a rita!