Melancholy as usual.
I'm really hurt that Dr. E hasn't called. I don't think he'll call me today. I know he knows the date because I share the same birthday as his ex-wife. Nice. Thanks for being a good boyfriend - not!
Although I did get my office strewn with shredded paper, signs all over the place, and a nice Mexican lunch with some co-workers.
I also won $10 on the scratch off. Last year I won $100. That came in handy as I had to buy some new tires.
But this year just doesn't seem special. It's like mother's day. I don't have anyone to share it with. I'm not with my family. I don't have my man near me. I'm hoping Zoe isn't too grouchy from her new adventures with montesorri.
I need to focus on the positives.
L D Loves me.
fuck you, you Egyptian bastardo!
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Although I did start my birthday off with a bang. My friend (he says I called him semi-normal in my journal earlier) told me he shaved his head bald last night. It was around midnight or so and I couldn't sleep. I told him to write Happy Birthday on his bald head. He said he didn't want to write it on his head because he wouldn't be able to get it off.
So I said to write it on his dick... um, I was joking.
Well, then he said to turn on his webcam.
I saw me some Birthday dick. He wrote Happy birthday on it just for me.
I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants. It was so damn funny.
Although I have to say if I had a big ol swingin' one like that, I'd write all kinds of stuff on it.
So my first birthday wishes, right before Buster, were from Mr. Birthday Dick.
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oh yeah... here is the coolest performer from the circus. It's this guy who is in a huge spinning gyroscope. He does all kinds of somersaults and tricks and shit. It was really cool. The one redeeming value of that crappy circus. His "name" is Crazy Wilson. Except the ringleader kept saying Craaaaaaaazzzzyyyy Wilson and his Wheel of Death.
Thanks y'all for my birthday thread. Today that has cheered me up enormously.
Craaaaazzzzzzzy Wilson and his Incline of Insanity.
No, I'm not making this shit up.