Bahahaha
So I'm babysitting Sunday. My phone rings. I'm busy with a poopy diaper, so I can't get it.
I check the screen on my phone. It says it was a private number. I'm like what the fuck? Not that many people have my number, so it left me wondering.
A few minutes later I get a voicemail.
Here it is, word for word:
Quote:
Hey, it’s me, our friend and you ah beautiful men with you back, okay. So keep it, I don’t need it, okay. He’s ugly and I’m happy to get rid of it. So keep it piece of shit.
Bye, stupid bitch
It's the cunt that my husband cheated with (and the baby momma of kid #5) She's from El Salvador, so the message sounded more like this:
Quote:
heyyy, iss me, our friend and you, ah, buuuful men with you back, okay? So keep it (she mixes up the pronouns), I don need it, okay. Hiss ugly and I happy to git rad of it. So keep it piss of chit.
Byeeee, stupit beeech
Basically it confirms that my ex and she were living together. (he always denied that) He just moved out Sunday to his own place. For some reason she thinks we are getting back together. And donkeys will fly out my poo hole.
Well, I was like, fuck. That bitch better step off. So I call my ex and get her number. He says "pay her no nevermind." And that she's crazy. I said, "think about that next time you stick your dick into some nasty piece of trash, will ya." He gives me the number.
I phone her back and deb bitched her out. I told her that if she didn't lose my number, I'd file harassment charges against her.
I also said every curse word I knew in Spanish and English. It was quite impressive. She hung up on me.
But at least the bitch didn't call me back. Fucking tramp.
The good news is now that my ex has his own place, I get to go out sometimes. Like "overnight" out. Which is very different then "babysitter is waiting for your ass" out. For a single parent this is a big deal. No curfew. Even if it's an evening at home with a bath and a cheesy movie, it's heaven.
Stoopid Beech.
Posted by debutaunt at July 28, 2003 07:03 PM | TrackBack