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The Lone Ranger & Tonto are camping in the desert, have set up their tent, and are asleep. Some hours later the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky & tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies & potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn's in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful & we are small & insignificant. Meterogically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you idiot, it means someone stole our tent.
Sometimes you have to look a little smaller.
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I love to bust my ex husband in a lie. He's pathological. He's an idiot. It's confirmed.
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Well my date with Samsom was ok. He was a little aggressive for my tastes. My body was down with it, but my mind and heart are not. I am still hurtin. Maybe it's too soon for me to be dating. It's definitely too soon to be having sex.
I don't know if I can handle this.
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Big babysitting weekend. I'm not up for it, but I'll do it. I love my sisters so much. Two 3's and a 6 year old tonight. Two 3's and a 10 month old tomorrow. I just want to babysit the baby. It's nice just to only have one and sit and be quiet and let her fall asleep on you. They smell so good.
She's adorable and has the best personality. What an enjoyable baby. I love that little sweetie.
Ok, off to lunch.
Don't overanalyze your life. LIVE IT!
(Deb_u take your own advice, you shithead)