This, this is why I love the internet:
My yahoo profile says that I edit porn magazines by the way. It's much more interesting sounding than what I actually do for a living. Plus, I get all the freaks to come out and play.
I'm not changing the names here because this guy was such a lame-o.
bigdickpussyeatingbastard: which magazines are you the editor for
deb_u_: Bigdickpussyeatingbastard Journal and Fuckedupname digest
bigdickpussyeatingbastard: well your no prize winning beauty queen yourself
deb_u_: actually I am
deb_u_: I've been in pagents for most of my life
deb_u_: I have about 16 titles and tons of trophies
bigdickpussyeatingbastard: no i've seen your pic
deb_u_: well, then you must be able to see how beautiful I am
bigdickpussyeatingbastard: lets just say it would take a very dark room and a lot of beer for me to fuck you
bigdickpussyeatingbastard: now go away
[aside] editorial comment:
HERE IS WHEN I FINALLY GO LOOK UP HIS YAHOO "ADULT" PROFILE. HMMMM....LEMME GUESS.... IT'S GOING TO BE A PICTURE OF HIS "MEMBER" BINGO!! YEAH, THE DICK SHOT. OH BOY. COME ON OVER NOW. I WANT YOU SO MUCH. I'M SORRY, FELLAS, BUT GENITALIA ARE NOT REALLY ALL THAT ATTRACTIVE. I DON'T MIND SEEING IT UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL, BUT NO, I REALLY DON'T WANT MY FIRST IMPRESSION OF YOU TO BE YOUR TEENY WEENIE OR YOUR UH, BIG COCK!!
ok, back to our story...
deb_u_: omg
deb_u_: YOU CALL THAT A DICK
deb_u_: WTF IS THAT
deb_u_: a sock puppet?
deb_u_: and you need a manicure
deb_u_: shit talker
deb_u_: your name should be bigpussydickeatingbastard
deb_u_: FAG
deb_u_: no, wait, that's an insult to good fags everywhere
deb_u_: *note to audience here* see, the little pussy asshole tries to talk smack, but truly is just a lame, jerking off cuntmeiser.
deb_u_: Big shithole must have put me on ignore.
deb_u_: ah, bliss
deb_u_: (I wonder if this little trick knows he's the next entry into my journal)
I only hope he comes back for more. Fag. I think I'm going to approach him with my other profile names. Heeeee I'm bored.
I do so love the internet. We all can be freaks.