No pseudonym for this one yet. Cute. Sexy. Funny. Younger but not too much so. Taller. Charming. I'm in adore with him. No kissing as of yet, but I am hopeful.
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Rush Limbaugh is a racist asshole. What a dick! And that quarterback is a hottie.
My sister is the coolest chick I know. Sis #1 bid on a fantasy camp at the Texans. She got to scrimmage with the Texans players as their coaches, tour the stadium, etc. She said it was awesome. How cool is she?
We are going to Galveston this Friday. I'm so excited about my mini-vacation. So is Zoe. I hope she gets over this dang cold.
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Zoe was sick, so too tired to write much.
The Bambooki Quiz...
1. Have you ever killed a houseplant by accident?
I can't keep any alive either by accident or on purpose.
2. Have you ever killed a houseplant on purpose because you just didn’t feel like watering it?
See #1
3. How do you feel about spankings?
I usually don't spank, but have on occasion. It doesn't do anything but makes me feel really bad.
4. What is your shower routine?
Shampoo hair. Rinse. Condition hair. Wash face. Wash the rest of me. Rinse hair. Go see if Zoe has torn up the house in the 5 minutes it took me to shower. Showers with no Zoe around... pure bliss.
5. Do you shave your legs/face everyday?
No, only when they need them. Every three days or so, unless I think someone is going to get in my pants.
6. What does/did your last partner think about hairy legs/face?
Don't know. He never saw them hairy
7. If you could have a video of yourself having sex and nobody but you would ever see it or find it, would you want to see it?
Nah, this is something I never want to see.
8. Spiders are a) helpful and they eat bugs, I let them live, or b) horrible and they get whacked the minute they step into my house.
Spiders get the kiss of death immediately in my house. Yuck.
9. If there are 8 hours in a work day, how many do you actually spend working?
Same as burns:
5 or 6 on a normal day. 9 or 10 every now and again when I have a deadline.
10. How often do you change your underwear?
Daily
11. What is your favorite cheese?
parmesean in my eggs
12. If your favorite cheese had mould on it would you throw it out or scrap off the mould and keep eating?
Eww, chunk it.
13. How much did you spend the last time you went to the grocery store?
$50 bucks. Didn't get everything, but enough to last this week.
14. How much did you spend the last time you went shopping for yourself?
$40 bucks on CDs
15. Scented candles or incense?
Candles. They remind me of Dr. E.
16. White or wheat?
Wheat with oatnuts
17. Pumpernickel or rye?
Both. I dig both, but don't eat much bread.
18. Marble rye?
What's with all the bread questions? Haven't y'all heard of low carbs?
19. Overall favorite ethnic food? (I.e. Italian, Mexican, German, Polish, Indian, etc.)
If it weren't for Mexican food (Tex Mex specifically) I'd be a skinny chick.
20. Is horse and greyhound racing a great sport or cruelty towards animals?
Sport. Beautiful. Depends. I've actually never really watched it, so ...
21. Are your pets from the pet store, the pound, or the breeder.
The neighbor had extra hamsters. Baby Jack is still alive and well. He bit the new cute guy in my life.
22. Do you ever have to trim your nosehair?
I'm hoping this is just a dude thing. But no.
23. If you could go back and relive high school knowing what you know now, would you?
Oh hell no. High school sucks
24. Curtains or blinds?
I have blinds, but prefer dark dark curtains, like blackout curtains. I'm on the first floor and am pretty freakish about peeping Toms.
25. A/C at night or open window? (Or fan?)
I prefer the window, but the first floor thing makes it a no no. I sleep with AC and a fan nearly year round. Then I snuggle under my comforter.
26. Hawaii or the Caribbean?
Hawaii hands down.
27. If your best friend’s partner was cheating on them, would you tell
Oh hell yes
28. If one parent was cheating on your other parent, would you tell them?
That would never happen. If it did I'm sure I'd never find out.
29. What is worse: a cold that lasts for two weeks or the stomach flu that lasts for two days?
Cold. Stomach flu for 2 days, diet I say.
30. If there were a solid cube floating in outer space, completely filled with water, no air space, and you put a scuba diver in the cube, which way would the bubbles go?
Ok, whatever. Rye bread to cubes floating in space. Weirdos
31. What’s worse: rug burn or blister? Why?
Again with burns on this one:
At least you tend to have more fun getting a rug burn.
32. Would you put bleach on poison ivy if it meant curing the rash in one day as opposed to five or seven days? (This is bad for you. Do not do it.)
never heard of it, but sure, why not. Who wants a week long itchy rash?
33. What is your sleepwear of choice?
White cotton nightgown. Prefer naked, but I sleep with Zoe, so I'd rather not wake up with a tiny foot in my ass.
34. Would you rather wear a thong or no underwear at all?
Thong. I bought my first one last year and they aren't that bad - ON A WOMAN MIND YOU!
35. Girls: gynecologist: man or woman? Guys: urologist: man or woman?
Man. No chick's hand should be in my cooch.
36. If you have kids, who will give them the facts of life speech? You, or your spouse?
I'm thinking it will be her cousin for sure.
37. Veggies: canned and ready to go, or fresh and requiring prep time?
Fresh. Hands down.
38. Favorite type of potato? (I.e. mashed, baked, grilled, scalloped, hash-browned, new, sweet, French/freedom fried, etc.)
Mashed, but only when I make them.
39. At what age will/did you tell your kids the truth about Santa?
When they are old enough to play santa themselves. I'm not going to spoil it. Let's just never bring it up.
Ok, naptime.
Missing less. Need kissing more.