October 09, 2003

Saturday SEXXXX

Ok,

I'm ready to have sex.

I have no one to have sex with.

I have Saturday night to myself and I'm ready to have sex.

Why the heck is it so hard for me to have sex?

I wish I were rich because I swear I'd pay for it. He'd have to be totally hot and great in bed. Then I'd make him LEAVE!

I'm no good at this whole dating thing. How do you give a guy a hint that you would like to get him naked without sounding like a total and complete whore?? Or some kind of desperado?

There is a total Cutie McCutester guy, but I feel really silly. "Hi, I like you and want to have sex (or even just some serious kissing) even though I don't really know you all that well."

I don't want a marriage proposal. I don't want some random sex thing either. Why is this a big deal?

Maybe because I'm having to think about it.

Maybe because I'm not as cute as I used to be so it's not as easy to pick someone up.

I think I'm going to kickbox and not think about it anymore.

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Zoe is good.

I asked her what does Mommy do while she's at work? She said "paint."

Why did they create Pink milk? It's gross. She loves it. Probably only because it's pink.

Posted by debutaunt at October 9, 2003 01:31 AM | TrackBack
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Posted by: ali at June 18, 2004 03:35 AM