I took Friday off.
I'm supposed to have every other Friday off, but I've been working them instead. I needed this day to myself.
Dr. Vagina. Where to start?
He wants to have the type of relationship that you have after you've been seeing someone for like a month or more.
Um. Sex. Duh, Deb.
I told him I was off on Friday. He wanted me to make plans to see him for a few hours before he went to work. He was going to bring over something to drink and "play and have fun."
Ok, fucker. Sorry. Um. NO!
I don't have a life. I don't get to go out much. I like romantic dates. I like to be taken out. I like flowers.
Dr. E knew about this. He knew how to finesse a situation. Talk to me first. The first time I talked to him was hours and hours online then more on the phone. He listened. He complimented. He heard me and figured out what I liked and didn't like. He wasn't crude or crass right off. And he used this to his advantage, which turned out to be my advantage.
But nooooooooooooooo
This guy just wants me to go... oh, ok, you're cute. Let's fuck. Whatever. That's just not me. I can't turn my body on and off like that. I can if I know you really really well. I love afternoon trysts with someone. But not with a perfect stranger.
Dr. Vagina actually wanted me to agree to:
1. let him come over to my house (which was grossly messy)
2. let him bring some wine
3. have fun and play time
ewwwwwwwww, he actually said play time
We haven't even gone out on a date yet.
Y'all know what to do. Hit the buzzer. REAL FAST!
I had stuff to do. I wanted to clean, cook and just chill all alone.
Needless to say, after I blew him off, I have not heard from him again. I think this will be the last we hear of Dr. Vagina.
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I feel like the How Much Ass Do I Get Guy (who I wish would update his fucking journal. Oops.... I guess it is the Journal about fucking)
Here's my update:
Dr. E - still no word from this dude. I leave him messages once in a while, but he never calls back. I'm so lame though that if he moved back to Houston, I'd continue seeing him.
Dr. Vagina - ewwwww repulsed now
Cutie McHotster - He was the cute guy that I went to dinner with. He's a busy cat. I'm thinking he's not that into me because he emails, but doesn't really phone or anything. I'd love to have him for a friend because he is really smart and funny.
Mr. no pseudonym - He's adorable. Sexy, funny. He calls me. BUT!!!! He said I'd be the perfect girl except I don't like Backdoor action. Bahahhahaa. (long story recap - we discussed Kobe & my theory about the backdoor. I told him of my aversion to this action and now I think he's determined to show me just how much fun it is. Now it's practically the topic of every one of our conversations. Anyway, he's fun. I'd love to hang out with him because he's hilarious. I'm just frightened of this action)
*newbie update*
Mr. Sexy Jailbait - I receive an IM from, get this, a 23-year old dude. He's really cute. 6'0, gorgeous face, sexy accent. Against both our better judgements (he's never dated someone this old) we decided to go on a date Saturday. Zoe was with her dad, and we were going to go check out a movie.
Poor fellow gets rear-ended on the way over to my house. Car undriveable. It was all a mess. Needless to say, we didn't meet.
*sigh*
This... well Jailbait is to be continued.
ok, well back to work. Duty and paycheck calls.