So, what should I do? Take him up on his offer
If you have ever read any of my entries...this is the one to read!!
Profile - man. says he's 45. looks late 50's. Tan, wearing a lei and a loud Hawaiian shirt. I'm lovin' him. Forget Mr. Maybe....
Quote:
bizarro: Good Afternoon! I am in Houston. I am extremely fond of beautiful women like you. I saw you on line and wanted to say, Howdy!...
deb_u: ok, how many women do you send that exact message to?
bizarro: only to you
bizarro:
deb_u: that's what you say to all the ladies I'm sure
bizarro: anyway you do look pretty in your profile
deb_u: well thanks
bizarro: and seem like a fun person in your stories
deb_u: stories?
bizarro: where in the houston area are you? yes stories on the webpage that are your favorites
deb_u: oh... lol
deb_u: i'm in nw
bizarro: ok I am SW
bizarro: I am 5'11" 175 lbs great shape 45 yrs old
bizarro: and I love to dote on women like you
deb_u: lol
deb_u: women like me?
deb_u: dorks??
bizarro: blonde and cute
deb_u: ??
deb_u: I'm a brunette
bizarro: well that is trua as l look more carefully
bizarro: I want you to know I am very attracted to larger women rather than skinny women
bizarro: I am also new to Houston moved here from NYC/NJ area
bizarro: did I stun you into silence ?
deb_u: no, I'm at work
deb_u: working on my timesheet
bizarro: ah so you can get the $$
bizarro: when I was living in NJ area there were fun things I did there that I would like to do here in Texas.
deb_u: like what?
bizarro: in NJ I was sometimes an amateur male entertainer.
deb_u: meaning what?
bizarro: I stripped and more for either one woman or a small group
deb_u: "and more?"
bizarro: yes nude and you can touch and play
deb_u: "touch and play?"
bizarro: yes and most anything goes
bizarro: all for fun not for money
deb_u: fun for who?
bizarro: for me and you
bizarro: I will grant you 3 wishes too
deb_u: ME?
bizarro: yes for you or you and girlfriends
bizarro: and you can wish for me to do anything or you can do anything to me
deb_u: Can we stick things up your bunghole?
bizarro: yes
bizarro: who is we?
deb_u: me and a few friends
bizarro: yes
bizarro: girls only though ok?
bizarro: I am serious about this
deb_u: well I have a bi friend... he'd want to fuck you
bizarro: sorry I am straight
deb_u: I'd pay to see that
bizarro: each woman would have to pay $200 to see that
deb_u: $200? what? no senior citizen discounts?
bizarro: nope
bizarro: and a min of 3 women
bizarro: but if you want anything else other than watching him do that it is fre
bizarro: free
deb_u: what if I had like 25
deb_u: would we get a discount?
deb_u: group rate?
bizarro: yes 25 would be $50 each
deb_u: anything else?
bizarro: I will also give the girls oral sex
deb_u: really
bizarro: yes
deb_u: what if they had both sets of genetalia... Chicks with dicks. Would you blow them?
bizarro: no
deb_u: jerk them off?
bizarro: are you puttingme on?
deb_u: I do have a friend like that... no seriously
deb_u: she's a hermaphrodite
bizarro: ok well then if you have 25 women at $50 each then I will
deb_u: you'd jerk her off?
bizarro: yes
deb_u: do you have any friends that would come with you?
bizarro: sorry no
deb_u: so that they could eat her out while you are jerking her off?
deb_u: oh darn
bizarro: are you a dominant woman?
deb_u: yes
deb_u: haven't you seen my slavercize videos?
bizarro: no but I will obey you
deb_u: damn right
deb_u: or I'd kick your ass with a 4 inch spiked boot
bizarro: will you pee on me?
deb_u: only if i drank a lot of water
deb_u: what about shit? can I take a dump in your mouth?
bizarro: no
bizarro: only pee
deb_u: wh?
deb_u: why?
bizarro: shit is unclean
deb_u: oh
deb_u: ok
bizarro: pee is sterile
bizarro: but you can pee on me...
deb_u: so i could pee in your mouth?
bizarro: yes
deb_u: even if I ate asparagus?
bizarro: yes
bizarro: and you can have the other girls also pee on me
deb_u: kind of like bukake
deb_u: can my friend with the dick come in your hair?
bizarro: I have a shaved head
deb_u: oh... well in your back hair?
deb_u: do you have a big dick? Is it crooked? Are you circumsized?
bizarro: circumsized
bizarro: are you serious about doing this?
deb_u: <---thinking about it..serious
deb_u: so...dick size?
bizarro: 7" to 8" when hard
deb_u: that's all
bizarro: i eat pussy real good
deb_u: so as to compensate for lack of yardage?
bizarro: when you pee on me must I lick you clean?
deb_u: that would be good
bizarro: I will
deb_u: would you shave me?
bizarro: yes
deb_u: because I kind of have grown a big old afro down there... I can even make afro puffs
bizarro: lol
bizarro: anyway can we chat again
bizarro: I have to go
deb_u: why? big show
deb_u: a circus orgy?
bizarro: not now
bizarro: but I will do all I say
deb_u: ok... can we get pictures or videos in advance
deb_u: so I can "sell" it to my friends?
bizarro: only pics I have are in my profile
deb_u: you should make a video montage
deb_u: oh... I didn't see them
deb_u: I'll have to look
bizarro: do you want to meet me first and take some pics
bizarro: I really do have to go
bizarro: see you again on line.. bye
deb_u: ok... merry christmas
deb_u: with a whip
bizarro: lol