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Happy Mother's Day - Your hamster is dead

The cat.

1. She's GOT to go. Six days and she's going to the shelter.

why?

2. She killed our hamster, Baby Jack.

3. She is keeping me from sleeping. A fate worse than death.

I'm actually more torn up about it than Zoe is. Zoe said, "We should kick that cat's butt." I bet she will cry soon. She's very dramatic that way. (I swear she will win an Oscar someday.)

I think I'm upset because I've been really careful to keep Baby Jack locked in the bathroom. When Zoe and I got home from church, the bathroom door was open & I know I closed it. Zoe was the first to notice that Baby Jack wasn't moving. That hamster never did a damn thing to anyone. He just ate and slept and ran in his wheel. I know it's a food chain thing, but fuck. Baby Jack shouldn't have to pay because I can't find a place for that fucking cat.

The cat. Well she's up all night. I wake up at weird hours to hear stuff crashing around. She sleeps all day and then when we go to bed, it's playtime. She also meows for no reason at about 6:15 every Goddamn morning. Even on the days I get a chance to sleep in. Fucking cat. I want her gone. She's making me all grouchy and tired.

She also stinks. That cat box stinks even when I clean it every day. She's getting hair all over and ripping up our chairs. You can't tell now, but if she keeps it up, they will look fucked. They are antiques too. Not like I could even fix them.

A friend of mine is allergic to cats. Now he can't come over. That sucks it. He's hella cool & fun, and the cat is hella not cool and hella not fun.

RIP Baby Jack.

Fuck you, you fucking cat!

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Happy Mother's Day to me....

Zoe made me a bunch of stuff for mother's day at school. One is a plaster of paris heart with her little handprint in it - painted pink. It's adorable. She made me open is all up on Friday cause she couldn't wait for me to see it.

I don't think I could love that child any more. She's my heart.

We went to church & it was packed like an Easter Sunday. All the moms had corsages and stuff. Zoe and I went to Taco Cabana. I had a mother's day breakfast taco - yay!

I usually celebrate Father's Day by taking myself out as well.

Happy Mother's Day.

I'm off to the dumster with the dead hamster.

ewwwwwwww

Posted by debutaunt at May 9, 2004 02:13 PM | TrackBack