May 28, 2004

Happy Chonch = Happy Deb_u

Chonchercalifragilisticexpialidocious

sassy sarah: chonch

deb_u: supachonch

deb_u: chonch to the nth power

sassy sarah: supamegachonch
sassy sarah: mechachonch
sassy sarah: choncharific
sassy sarah: chonchtastic
sassy sarah: chonchalicious

Sassy is the Queen of Chonch.

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Sass, you shall henceforth be known as:

Über-Baroness of The Inept Navy of Yngwie Fucking Malmsteen, SassySarah Chonch, thank you for all the fish.

Assistant Superintendent of Cable Guys, SassySarah Chonch II, My sources say "No".

Acting Chief of Meat In A Cone, SassySarah Chonch, Be sure to write it in your underwear.

Sheriff of The Inept Navy of Rickety Foot Bridges, SassySarah Chonch IX, You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means

Marshall of Latter Day Saints, SassySarah Oompa Loompa Chonch, Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

Mayor of Panties, Señora SassySarah Chonch, Don't mess with Texas.

Baroness of Fish, MC SassySarah Chonch, You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Provost of The Reformed Order of Calculators, SassySarah Chonch, Forgive me sire, I was raised by a mad herd of wild cows

Maharani of Yngwie Fucking Malmsteen, Scrumptious SassySarah Chonch, The Just, You want fries with that shake?

Funkmistress of The Sun, SassySarah Chonch XV, The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's farther away.

Sub Deputy of Lampshades, SassySarah Chonch, My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt.

chonchhhhhhhhhhhhh.

oh. my.

oh. my. chonch.

oh. my. chonch. is. happy.

Posted by debutaunt at May 28, 2004 12:57 PM | TrackBack
Comments

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bahwhahahahhahaa! I had SUCH a crush on him for like, an hour, when I was a kid!

Posted by: Sarah's Chonch at May 28, 2004 01:10 PM

Yngwie Fucking Malmsteen, that is.

Posted by: Sarah's Chonch at May 28, 2004 01:14 PM