June 03, 2004

Ouch

Busy day at work.

I'm so fucked.

I have a huge huge document to get out, but my back is so messed up that I can barely move. Three Aleve are doing NOTHING.

My Chef is sweet. I was crying last night in the shower because I knew today would be horrible. I'm scared to death of this pain. I've been hurt pretty bad before, but I've never been this incapacitated (although not enough to jump my sweetie - heh!) I am having a hard time sitting and walking. I am even tempted to call my primary care doc, the asshole.

Anyway, Chef jumped in there with me and washed my back and my hair. I have never felt this loved before. The big mush that he is. I don't know what I have done to deserve this, but I feel like the luckiest woman on the planet.

The fun part was Tuesday night. I took some Vicodan and got all high. Apparently I was spilling all my secrets. I love to get that way. I swear if I weren't a responsible person, I would be a junkie. I'm way too embarrassed to even tell y'all what I said to Chef, but I might later. When the timing is right.

Anyway, no Chef-tovers today. Sweetie got a root canal yesterday and I cooked - Pizza Hut that is. BLT for me today. I'm so fucking spoiled.

Gak. I'm such a dork.

I love you!

Frenchie, damnit. Why you are single amazes me. You are a funny ass chick - and hella sexy.

Men of the world, contact me if you want this hot Panamanian chick's number.
Seriously. She's smokin' hot. I'd do her if I wasn't so into dick and all.

Posted by debutaunt at June 3, 2004 12:07 PM | TrackBack
Comments

well, isn't this mighty convenient???? It's tough to walk or sit, hmmm, what does that leave you with? OH, FLAT ON YOUR BACK!! are you really trying to get us to feel badly for you?!

On a serious note, do take care of yourself, you dorky, spoiled bratt. And what do you mean you don't know what you've done to deserve this amazing man? Stop pretending to be modest, we all know you here! You are THE FUCKING QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE, you deserve no less.

Posted by: Anamaris at June 3, 2004 01:52 PM

Does Chef have a brother? Hell, I'd even take his sister.

Get back to me ASAP.

Love,
Lori

PS: Aleve schmaleve. Get some real drugs girl!

Posted by: Lori at June 3, 2004 08:28 PM