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Cheech to My Chong

Busy weekend.

Friday night I doped myself up on vicodan, picked up my neice to babysit Zoe, and went out boogying with my friends. I wanted to go see Queen Candyfloss at the tiara party, but had like zero funds (literally) and didn't want to be a dick and show up with no present. I'm gonna make it up to that girl somehow. Although I don't think I could have made it up to her as much as she got made up to on Saturday ... woot. Oh, nevermind. I love you, chica chica. I wish I could have partied with you, but the HC party didn't cost me a dime.

I finally was like, fuck it, and cashed out a few of my many 401k funds because a) I will work until I die and b) I'm not gonna see retirement age & Zoe will get the trust money and c) the penalty was only 10%. 10% of not much was well worth the money that I got from it.

I finally got some of the money today. It's my emergency rainy day fund. I'm also going to get a massage with it though when I get a day off without Zoe.

Anyway, I'm kind of fucked up right now at work because I took an extra strength vicodan since I had to pick up all this damn stuff today and knew I'd need it. Instead I'm Cheech AND Chong. But my friends wanted an update, so this will be sloppy and high and not make much sense. Yeah, like that's different than any other entry, how?

So I went and doped up and danced a bit. Got to see all my peeps, including nearly all of the Deb_u_team.

Damn, I love those girls. I wish Candy didn't hate the HC site so much and would hang with us, but I understand. We are kind of incestuous and goobery. I couldn't love them any more though. We had a terrific time on Friday. I only wish my girl Shutterbug had been there. Girl, your man is soooo in love with you. I'm sure you have noooo idea. We missed your dancin ass.

I do kind of wish my journal were named deb_u_chonch too. That would be funny. But I was deb_u_taunt before I was chonch, so there you go.

This chick on my old site is being a bitch. Now you all know why I was calling them cunts. Because ... uh, duh, they are. Talk about incestuous and backstabbing. I have a few awesome friends left there, and they are mostly the Off-Topic randoms. I still adore them too. You all know who you are. I miss you all, but don't miss that bickering. And Mullaney accused me of spewing venon. Has he read his own site lately?

Damn, this vicodan makes me fucking love everybody, no?

Chef, damn. I love you. Seriously. I am so full of love for that man, it's nearly insane.

I hope you don't let me down. I know, Deb_u_team that it's about me and him, but I know you all love him too. And I know you want what's best for me. Time will tell. I hope that one day you all will see what I see in him. It's gi-normous. Baby, please. You know it too.

And, yes, you all. He did guess what his penance was. Exactly. On the first try. See, G-man. Some of you all are mind readers and DO get it.

Ok, it's 5pm. I'm fucked up and have to drive all the way home in the rain.

I'll finish updating the weekend festivities later.

In addition to the penance, I still do want a certain piece of jewelry from Tiffanys. I had posted about that on my old journal with a picture. I nearly bought it for myself as well when I was in New York.

This will go well with my engagement ring, by the way.

Oh, jesus.

Shut up already.

It's the vicodan.

It causes me diarrhea of the mouth.

Posted by debutaunt at June 28, 2004 05:11 PM | TrackBack