April 16, 2004

CHUT and Pinkeye

On a local forum here in Houston, I got picked to be one of five dates for the forum's "Bachelor." hahahahahahaha

I'm going for the most dorky date. I just am going for the fun of it as he's a hilarious dude. I think we will have a blast, but I have to think of something fun.

I'm open to suggestions. So far all I have is fake tattoos (he has real ones so this isn't as fun for him) and Assholeworld (aka Astroworld).

I don't know. Usually my dates are dinner, movie and sex. Not always in that order. Heh.

This is not that kind of date, but I don't want it to be boring. I have to be creative, damnit.

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Zoe has pinkeye. I have no antibiotic drops, as it's been ages since she got it. But she used to get it all the time at this school when she went there before. Damn damn damn. At the school that is now defunct, the kids used to come home all clean. They'd wash their hands and brush teeth and hair and stuff. She is so funky every day now. Why they gotta be like that?

I think I'll have to take her to work because there are a few things I absolutely have to do tomorrow. Her doc is right by there, but I don't have my new insurance cards yet. Grrrrrrrr. Our HR group sucks it.

Fucking nasty kids. Wash your hands dammit.

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My magic word for today is CHUT. That one is for Lara. I miss you, ya big goober. Don't be a Chutiya choo-tia and come see us, will ya? (gak!)

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Guess what that means? Why does that not surprise anyone?

I love you, you sexy motherfuckers.

And yes, I'm reading and praying for you all. You're hurting my heart. But I love you nonetheless.

Posted by debutaunt at April 16, 2004 09:22 PM | TrackBack