BOOM! Here we go.
and yeah, I'm mean and nasty when I want to be.
Frenchie - go fuck yourself.
In about 10,000,000,000 ways. With a nasty used whore's dildo up your dumb ass and a gallon of leftover porn star's pussy drool.
I went out of my way to make up with you for the sake of our common friends. I had no reason to, but it was so uncomfortable that I thought I'd give it a chance.
You then came to my house and ate my food and hung out. I invited you to celebrate my birthday with me. You suggested the restaurant. I invited your boytoy upon your request even though I don't know him. I thought things were cool. You offered to come and to even get there early to save a table.
Yet you still chose to go behind my back and talk to Ms. Douchebag about my personal business. Obviously YOU were the one that chose not to be my friend. YOU chose to be a dick. And I don't need your friendship. Now I am glad you are the asshole you are.
I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life than to have to beg you to be my friend, which is what you act like. Like I have to prove a damn thing to you in order to be your friend. YOU are the one making people pick sides. The only side I have is my own. Which includes me and my friends and family.
Yes, you say I'm vicious with my words. Yepper. I am. Because, like I said before, I will do ANYTHING for my friends, unless they betray or provoke me. (and I mean serious betrayal or provoking) Of which you did both. Which is why I don't want or have to be friends with dicks like you and Douchie.
Basically I hate Ms. Douchebag and her Minions - obviously of which you are one. I don't have to make peace with them as I don't give two shits about what they do or say. I'm still going to hang with my friends, love them, and have fun.
The Douchebag Hags are not now, or ever will be, anything I care about. Just like before I joined that site, I have a life, with my child and my family and friends and now my sweet Chef. Now that I'm off the site, there is no reason to deal with any of them. I don't have to make peace. And I don't want to. Fuck them and fuck you.
And my friends know what loyalty means, because I am truly a loyal friend and would do anything for my real friends.
[aside]Now I know that all of my friends sometimes talk about me in one way or another - with EACHOTHER, (which is different in so many ways) but those that are TRULY my friends would never go to Ms. Douchebag to discuss my business.
Because once Douchebag knows, it's a public announcement. Because she has the biggest fucking mouth this side of, well this side of her big, saggy, nasty tits. (and no, someone - actually several male & female friends of mine - has deemed them saggy & nasty & it wasn't me.) [aside over]
Like I said, with friends like you, kevlar is a necessity.
And even though I went out of my way to make up with you, you still chose to act like an asshole. None of my messages were aimed at you (as Ms. Douchebag is also on my Yahoo IM as are over 120 people), nothing that I wrote anywhere was aimed at you. So, just like the Carly Simon song ... "You're so vain, you thought this song was ... " Most of it was a joke, or not directed your way. Quit being so paranoid.
Unlike you, I don't speculate when I think something is about me. I ACTUALLY ASK someone. Ya know. It's not quite so Junior High-ish.
Yet obviously you took them to heart. Guess you must have recognized yourself in my words. Because you know YOU were guilty as charged. Obviously. Otherwise you wouldn't have taken the actions you did.
And now you send me this "mean/drunk" email. I'm laughing my ass off. You and Ms. Douchebag WERE separated at birth. Assholes, fag hags, both of you.
[aside]Ok. Get this straight. I am not now, nor ever, am a gay basher. My best friend in college is gay and have had many gay friends my whole life. I have NO issues with gay people - male or female. More power to them. Marry away. Give them rights. It's all good.
Just that I don't revel in my friend's gayness as do the "fag hags" I'm discussing. I love my friend regardless of his sexual preference. It's just part of who he is instead of ALL that he is. Someone should take a lesson from that. If you are an asshole and you're gay, I'll hate you for being the asshole. Not because of who you choose to sleep with.
Maybe they revel in this jerkoff, I think, it is a subconscious way to be around a man since they can't seem to get/keep a non-gay man. He's a stupid prissy queen. Seriously. He acts like he's about 12. Hissy fits, flames, junior high school stuff.
Because seriously. Ms. Douchebag comes off as a desperate chick who is so damn aggressive any non-gay man SHOULD be skeered of her. Honey, less a) showing off the rack - it's like that's all that you are b) rubbin your tits up against them all the time c) sucking your beer bottle simulating fellatio while you are so d) lamely dancing - get a few new moves and maybe you could get a man. No need to try so hard.[aside over]
So with the last email you sent, here it is you fucking bitch. I don't care if I hurt your feelings. Those that are innocent of what I spoke of KNOW I wasn't talking about them. Those that are truly my friends know who I am and what I'm about. And if you choose to see me in the light you do, it's because you are guilty about not being a true friend. Obviously you care(d) about our friendship about as much as I do right now.
So go fuck off you stupid cunt. You and Ms. Douchebag can go happily eat Mr. Nate the Irate's crusty smegma out of his tighty gay whities.
Just keep your kevlar handy as one day you will need it.
And there's no need to fucking sugarcoat it anymore. (hahaha D2+2) It's my journal and I can spout off if I want to. If I chose to talk to these dicks in person (which I'm not), I'd say the same damn shit right to their faces.
FakeyFrenchie accused me of using my words as attacks on her. I never named names, was speculating, she reacted as "guilty" and now, well now I KNOW what she did and who she is because of her email. A fucking backstabbing bitch.
And, btw, you don't have to "agree" with me to be my friend. You just have to not be an asshole to me. (e.g. The ever-lovely Candyfloss. I don't know her all that well, and I KNOW we don't agree on a lot of things, but she's never been a dick to me. And I'd never betray her in any way. THAT's how the whole friendship thing works, Frenchie. I have many friends that don't see eye to eye with me. To me it's more about how they act as friends to me and MY friends that counts.)
And that's it for now. I hope to not have to waste one more minute of typing on her and the like.
Peace and Penis to you all.
Posted by debutaunt at July 26, 2004 10:43 AM | TrackBack