Surreal moment.
Dating a Rock Star Chef.
He's the backstage chef at a local concert hall. They get some pretty famous acts in there. That's where we saw Velvet Revolver.
But today, well today he's feeding Kenny Loggins. He's feeding him the "Deb's Barbeque Sandwich." Which is the most amazing barbeque I've ever eaten.
He said he fed him and then broke out into a song and dance thing singin' "Footloose." (hahahaha, just kiddin')
Poor baby is not feeling well. The three of us in our little family are kind of under the weather. I can't wait until the weekend so we all can get some rest.
I just finished reading a 280 page piece of shit document here at work. I'm half blind, delirious, and now high on vicodan.
They hired another girl, Keisha, to help edit documents. Thank the good Lord. I was mad that they wouldn't re-hire my best friend Lara, so I was wanting not to like her, but she's pretty damn funny. She could never replace my affection for L, but I'm glad she's got some spunk to her.
We have this co-worker that sits next to Keisha, and apparently she's been burping for days. Keisha is freaking out. She said she's fixin to go all ghetto on her because it's totally nasty and smells terrible.
Keisha said that Burpy warned her about me and what a beyotch I am on her first day here. She's told me all kinds of stuff that Burpy's said and we've been laughing my ass off and correcting Burpy's version of the "truth."
She even had the nerve to tell a fib about my Lara. That one was corrected immediately.
Burpy's gonna get it in the end.
Too bad we are all the ones that are gonna have to smell it though.
BURP!
ewwwwwwww
I love you Cheffy and Lara. You make my life so spiffy. Some of my favorite peeps.
P.S. It always makes me smile when my old school IRCers post in the comments. Hi to you all :)
P.S.S. Arghhhhhh, my ring is being held hostage. Dangit I am so wanting to wear it already. *sniff* ok, I'll attempt patience now. Nope. Didn't work.
Posted by debutaunt at August 5, 2004 04:21 PM | TrackBack