August 26, 2004

MMMMMbahahahaha

Rock Star Chef night. Maybe on Sunday.

deb_u_: wanna go with me and zoe to see Hanson on sunday night?

lara: hanson!

deb_u_: mmmmmbop!

lara: er... no!

lara: mmmmmmmcrap!

deb_u_: c'mon it will be funny

deb_u_: zoe is gonna go with me

lara: mmmmmvomit!

deb_u_: oh you know you want one of them

lara: mmmmmmmpedophile

deb_u_: hahahahaha

Now that the world can't read this, Lara can I start using a different name for you? Closer to your real name? Or do you just want to be called BBL (Boutros Boutros Lara)

I love you, man.

We were walking to our car from Sis #1s house at about midnight last Saturday. I babysat and Zoe was all jammied up and half asleep. It was really dark, and she has a longgg driveway (that she had paved with her Who Wants to be a Millionaire money.)

We get in the car and Zoe says, "I'm scared, Mommy. It's really dark."

"Don't be scared, Lil' Z. Mom's with you, and nobody messes with Mommy."

"Yeah, nobody messes with Zoe either. Or I'l kick their ass!"

She said it so matter of factly. No DNA test to see that she's my kid.

Posted by debutaunt at August 26, 2004 11:51 AM | TrackBack
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actually, even boinking a hanson is legal now, I think. where has the time gone? I'm so old... I saw a t-shirt yesterday that said 'Hilary's Best Friend' and I'm like, Hillary Clinton? wow, the kids are alright. then I realized it was probably the Lizzie Maguire chick, Hilary Duff.

Posted by: Lara at August 26, 2004 11:59 AM

I laughed my ASS off at this....was SO wondering where the mmmpedophile thing had come from, but some things, ya know, you're just scared to inquire about! :)
C

Posted by: chantal at August 26, 2004 10:08 PM