Thanks to The Tive. Prayers to you today. Most of you all don't know her, but say a prayer that all goes well. She's having some surgery, and it sounds painful and sucky.
Here is my 49. I'm bored. You must be if you read this whole thing.
1. Your name spelled backwards.
esrevinuehtfoneeuqgnikcufrehtomehtybbed
2. Where were your parents born?
Albert Lea, MN (mom) New York City (dad)
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Some shit from Earthlink that didn’t work (s’posed to block spyware)
4. What is your favorite restaurant?
Probably Chuy’s. Because it’s cheap and yummy. And they have tasty margaritas. And the whole Elvis thing.
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
Over a month ago. It was scary. I'm whiter than an Albino.
6. Have you ever been in a school play?
Yeah. I read the poem “My Dog is a Plumber” in Free to Be You and Me. I rocked it.
7. How many kids do you want?
One. And I already got her. You can rent her if you like.
8. Type of music you dislike most?
Country music. The new stuff. As Natalie says it “makes me want to spoon out my eyeballs.” I dig the old school - Willie, SRV, anything KGSR plays.
9. Are you registered to vote?
Hell yes I am. And Hell yes I’m going to. www{dot}georgebushisamotherfucker{dot}com. I wish I were in NYC so I could go see that show.
10. Do you have cable?
Yep. And secretly I used a splitter so I get cable TV & computer. A fluke.
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
Yeah. My sister had one in college. Skeery.
12. Ever prank call anybody?
All the time. But this was long before *69 or caller ID. My favorite was to call this Prepaid legal office my co-worker used. This old ass lady would answer the phone and say “Law Offices.” If you ever see me in person, ask me to impersonate her. I could picture her smoking a Marlboro Red out her trach hole in her neck.
13. Ever get a parking ticket?
Once at UT – Jester dorm. I think I was shacking up with some dude overnight and got a ticket.
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Oh hell no. Life is exciting enough
15. Farthest place you ever traveled.
Alaska. When I was a kid. I'd love to go back. Hint hint.
16. Do you have a garden?
Plants fear me and my Debplantkillinstyle. I live vicariously through Bambooki to get my nature on.
17. What’s your favorite comic strip?
Peanuts. I’m old school.
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Maybe. I don’t know until I’m singing it.
19. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month?
I watched Tigerland last night. Got to see lots of Colin Ferrell’s ass cheeks. Niceeee. (good movie though)
20. Favorite pizza topping?
Mushrooms and black olives.
21. Chips or popcorn?
Totally popcorn, yo.
22. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
Gloss. It’s all about the lipgloss.
23. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
I didn't know that was a common recreational drug. ditto
24. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Ha. Ha. Ha. Yeah, Miss Bitch of the Century, 1985
25. Orange Juice or apple?
Neither. Not a big juice fan. But if I had to pick, it would be great OJ.
26. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? Chef and Zoe. We went to the Aquarium downtown. Is kind of icky to eat fish while watching them swim by though.
27. Favorite type chocolate bar?
Dark chocolate. It’s all about the darkness.
28. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
Last prez. election. Worthless to me. Like Michael Moore, I'm a fat, white, liberal.
29. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
homegrown? Like by me? Never. Someone else… probably this morning.
30. Have you ever won a trophy?
I was the South Carolina state champ in the Knights of Columbus free throw tourney when I was a kid like 3 times. I’m good like that.
31. Are you a good cook?
Depends on who you ask.
32. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
No, Jeeves does that for me. bahahaha
33. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
I so wanted to order this Magic Bullet chopper/blendy thingy the other morning. Couldn’t see spending $100 (3 payments of $33.33) on something I’ve never seen.
34. Sprite or 7-up?
neither. I’d rather drink Pelligrino water.
35. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
Newp.
36. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
drugs. Refill on my vicodan.
37. Ever throw up in public?
I threw up bloody mary’s and shrimp enchiladas under my car at Baby Acapulco’s in Austin. Maybe why I have an aversion to shrimp now.
38. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
Millionaire. “True Love” is easy to find when you have lots of money. Plus you could at least travel. True love is overrated. (ya dorks. I already have TL anyway. Pffffffftttttt)
39. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yeah. I’m scary like that.
40. Ever call a 1-900 number?
Not on purpose.
41. Can exes be friends?
Nope. Because most of my exes are assholes, this is a foreign concept to me.
42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
My sister. When she had baby Genny like 4 years ago.
43. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
A full head. I rocked rough and tough with my afropuff. hahaha
44. What message is on your answering machine?
I don’t have one. But my voicemail is me and Z.
45. What’s your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
The Anal Retentive chef. Or perhaps Julia Child. Wow. I never realized that.
46. What was the name of your first pet?
Jaws. It was a goldfish.
47. What is in your purse?
Everything but my cellphone. I forgot it damnit. Mostly huge bottles of medication and kleenex. Woo. I’m an 80 year old grandma.
48. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
Read. Snuggle up with my loves.
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
It’s motherfuckin’ payday! (nah, my family & my sweetie) They are, after all, my reason to enjoy this life.
Ok, work calls. Blah!
Posted by debutaunt at September 10, 2004 10:29 AM | TrackBack