October 19, 2004

Commuting, The Good, The Bad, and The Stinky

Some dude next to me on the bus yesterday smelled like a bum's nutsack.

Then he fell asleep on me and spread his legs all wide so that our thighs couldn't help but touch.

Then later his hand flopped over on my thigh and he woke up.

I kept wondering if he was really awake, but pretending to be asleep just so he could be creepy and lascivious.

The thought crossed my mind to fucking cock punch him, but I controlled myself and oozed every bit of my body over on my seat and out into the aisle. Considering I have about 5'10 of me, and have an ass the size of New Jersey, it wasn't an easy feat.

It was all I could to to keep myself from hurling.

Posted by debutaunt at October 19, 2004 04:45 PM | TrackBack
Comments

True Park-and-Ride Rider Stories! Even though its convenient, I felt so out of place and suffocated in those buses. Like somehow, I turned into that commuting, boring drone I used to see on the road when I'd drive to college with a glamorous, exciting future ahead of me. But I'm glad you can at least entertain yourself with all the wierdos you come across. :)

Posted by: Meerkat at October 19, 2004 07:17 PM