March 10, 2005

More MTV

Ok, what is it about the Simpson girls?

Someone get them some mylanta. STAT!

I don't watch their shows all that often, but every time both of them have gas. Or are on their way to the can. Ashlee just cut the cheese in her limo with her boyfriend.

I guess the producers think it would be great to show cute girls farting. It's like that Jenny Mccarthey chick. Dorky. Sexy. Funny. And farts like a Dallas Cowboy lineman.

Sad when you have to hand your cute blonde girlfriend a box of Gas-X.

She may be cute, but her ass - she stink.

Ok, next time you watch Ashlee on her show, compare her speech pattern with that of George W. Bush. They talk. In sentences. Like two or. Three words. At a. Time.

Must change channel. I'm losing brain cells as I type.

Posted by debutaunt at March 10, 2005 10:37 PM