March 17, 2005

Me So Horny

Friday - Mom's night off. Dude working late. DAMN.

Saturday - Packed with events - 2 for the day. No esss mom's night off. DAMN!

Sunday - Packed with events - 2 for the day. Zkat's 5th bday.

No sex for you!

I want to get a house. Near the Boy.

And I want him to move his ass in it.

Because if he were there, we'd be getting a lot of freak on. Middle of the night, kid is asleep freak on. Good morning, nice to meet you in the shower, get your freak on.

This Boy definitely has brought out the inner freak.

AND GODDAMNIT I WANT TO USE IT.

Posted by debutaunt at March 17, 2005 12:11 PM
Comments

are you taking viagra?? what the hell is your secret?

Posted by: Sarcastic Journalist at March 17, 2005 09:32 PM

It's called... sleep. See when you stop boobin the kid and you actually can get some sleep again, you will not need viagra.

Well sleep and a freaking hottie mchotster to have sex with.

That combo is sex-awesome.

Posted by: deb_bitch at March 17, 2005 10:49 PM