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Bleegh

Me. Sick.
Zoe. Sick.

Zoe just has a headache. Other than that, she just seems a bit draggin ass. So I thought, I'll keep her home before she gets worse. We'll nap too. She's had the cough forever and a day now. But still not horrible. Just need to slow down a bit. Last time she had this, it turned into pneumonia.

Then, after I called in that I was home with a sick kid. Then I get sick. Nicccceeeee. I'm sure they'd not believe me. But maybe I should just pack up a stool sample for them to analyze. I need more sick leave than an entire country. How about I just call in lazy and half dead?

I'm sick but still I can't be still. Must. Do. Laundry.

I will not stop until everything in my house is washed. Regardless of the little run in (literally) I am now having with whatever fucking disgusting thing I ate yesterday.

I think I'm dehydrated. I wish I had a bellini.

Well at least my clothes will all be clean. I'm counting the days until my housekeeper comes and makes it all nice again. I will never skip a week again. It makes me crazy.

I also just put a bunch of movies into my blockbuster queue thingy. Let's see how this online ordering thing works out. Maybe I can catch up on my movies. Since I used to go see no fewer than two a weekend. I've been behind for like 5 years now.

Ok, the dinging is going off. Must. Fold. Laundry.

Then shit out my small intestine and grow closer to needing an IV for dehydration. Then you all can take pictures of me drooly and vegetative after my heart stops.

Damnit, I'm hungry.

Ok, when do kids really start doing a good job of wiping their own ass? My child is adorable, but the girl just quite isn't getting it. I think I'm going to toss half her underwear and go shopping with the Gap card my sis gave me. Because the goddamn spray n wash ain't cutting it.

Posted by debutaunt at March 29, 2005 12:12 PM