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That's Badddd

Ok, I've been feeling super crappy for a few months now.

My endocrinologist basically said my immune system was saying, "FUCK YOU!"

So today I can't take it. The antibiotics my primary doc called in for me are doing nada. I made an appointment to go see him.

My PC doc is a dude I have never seen as usually I see an assistant. He's cute and gay and walks in and says, "I can tell just by looking at you that you feel like crap. You've got some kind of virus because you don't look too good."

Not something you want to hear, but at least you aren't imagining it.

So he says he's going to do some bloodwork to screen for mono, epstein-barr, and because I've gained so much weight in a month, they are going to check my thyroid too.

He checks my ears and - go figure, I've got a raging ear infection. For kicks, he does a strep screen too.

Turns out I have strep throat.

So I feel like caca doo doo and now I have to take Zoe to the ped tomorrow to have her get a strep screen as well. Because you know I'm made of money. I've spent nearly $300 this month on medical crap.

Sometimes you just can't win for losing.

Anyway, I really do feel like I have mono. Which would really be oddly ironic because the last time I had mono, I was a junior in high school. I was supposed to go to Rome with my church group to go see the Pope for Easter mass. But since I had mono, Sis #2 got to go instead. Now dude is all fixin to die and I might again have mono.

Ok, so it's not ironic.

I'm sad about the Pope. Fuck all you Pope haters, but the dude worked his ass off. And he was a good man who strived above all for peace and understanding. To be Christ like.

That's the best thing you can do.

I hope he's not suffering.

I hope I don't have mono. But damn, I'm tired as a mofo.

is it bad to say the words Pope and fuck in the same sentence?

Posted by debutaunt at April 1, 2005 08:15 PM