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Is there something wrong with me if I don't have crazy poop stories to tell?

I don't get all constipated, so that's out. I don't have giving birth to a shit the size of a baby stories, so that one is out too. My kid doesn't even get constipated either.

Although I do have gross dude stories. Like how they all seem to save it up just so they can come to my apartment and dispose of their hideous smelling dookie.

I do have The Ibis Story, but that's about it.

I feel so boring now.

Ok, Mr. Coworker. It's really not appropriate to clip your nails in the office. I don't want to hear click, click, click when I'm trying to eat my chicken broccoli.

I'm all grossed out.

Posted by debutaunt at April 19, 2005 12:54 PM