Slow work day. My brain is too high to be creative.
40 questions meme in extended entry.
1)My uncle once: lived in a haunted house. They wrote a book about it.
2)Never in my life: will I own a home.
3)When I was five: I lived in Alaska and walked to school through snowy woods.
4)High School was: A suckbutt
5)I will never forget: my first with The Boy.
6)I once met: Lady Bird Johnson. She cursed and was funny.
7)There’s this girl I know who: has a crazy coworker that calls her all the time.
8 )Once, at a bar: I was hit on by a 22 year old.
9)By noon I’m usually: lethargic or hungry.
10)Last night: was oddly quiet. Zoe was at my sister's with my mom.
11)If I only had: a winning lottery ticket. I'd be mega happy.
12)Next time I go to church: I will sit near a restroom - for Zoe. Who usually has to go at least twice.
13)Terry Schiavo: is dead.
14)What worries me most: if I will be financially stable some day.
15)When I turn my head left, I see: wall
16)When I turn my head right, I see: Zoe's art work all over the other wall, like a gallery.
17)You know I’m lying when: I tell you my back doesn't hurt that bad.
18) What I miss most about the eighties: living at home & having mom cook.
19)If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Juliette, because you all know I'm young and beautiful and clueless.
20)By this time next year: I might be dead.
21)A better name for me would be: Queen of the Universe. Hey! It says so on my checks.
22)I have a hard time understanding: why Republicans do anything.
23)If I ever go back to school I’ll: be getting my teaching certification.
24)You know I like you if: you make me laugh.
25)If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my parents.
26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Mozart.
27)Take my advice, never: use bleach on your shower while still in it.
28)My ideal breakfast is: migas and salsa.
29)A song I love, but do not have is: can't think of any.
30)If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you own a nice car because you'll be stuck in it forFUCKINGever.
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: The fuck?
32)Why won’t people: stop searching on freaky things from my blog?
33)If you spend the night at my house: you're sleeping on the floor.
34)I’d stop my wedding for: if the right guy showed up to interrupt it.
35)The world could do without: Dubya. (ditto pants)
36)I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: marry a Republican.
37)My favorite blonde is: not a blonde.
38 ) Paper clips are more useful than: dense fog.
39) If I do anything well, it’s: write and give head, albeit not simultaneously. (see this is why I dig Ms. Pants)
40) And by the way: I'm still high as a motherfucker.