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Can You Feel The Heat

From my face. Because it's still red like a mofo.

Convo with my friend Paige:

debu: ok... well...I am the kind of person that doesn't normally do a #2 at work (sorry, I know TMI)

Paige: I understand

debu: so I went to another floor to "drop off the kids"
debu: since that floor is full of CAD engineers I already know there aren't usually many women in that restroom, so I went to that floor
debu: I had to switch elevators twice though to get there. So when I got off the elevator, the restrooms - well my sense of direction was off b/c their bathrooms are on a different side than ours
debu: so I go strolling in (the door pushes open) and I was like woah. why are there mirrors there?
debu: then I walk in and realize
debu: I'm looking at a row of urinals

Paige: lol

debu: and this dude was peeing
debu: I was like Oh. My. God!
debu: and I said sorry, I walked in the wrong one, and rushed out

Paige: did you scare him?

debu: omg... I was sooo glad it wasn't someone I knew
debu: I think I must have
debu: he was old. I hope I didn't give him a heart attack
debu: that was soooooooooooooo embarrassing
debu: I'm still laughing

Paige: how funny. it does sound like something I would do
Paige: my sense of direction is crap
Paige: I would have loved to see the look on his face

debu: I was so glad I didn't see his wang

Paige: that would have required therapy

debu: I still think I need therapy

Posted by debutaunt at May 5, 2005 01:53 PM