May 09, 2005

I love you Diet Dr. Pepper

Just because I don't want anything else on my egg salad doesn't mean I'm a freak.

No. No extra mayo.
No. No toasted bread.
No. No tomatoes or lettuce.

Egg salad. Plain. On whole wheat.

Bitch

Posted by debutaunt at May 9, 2005 12:26 PM
Comments

I believe the DSM-IV lists one of the key aspects of a 'freak' to be "wanting his/her egg salad sandwich plain".

Posted by: Meerkat at May 9, 2005 03:35 PM