Random
I just dropped some sugar free Trident white on my office floor. I still chewed it. I'm gross like that.
When I drink, I should have my cell phone taken away from me as opposed to my keys. Especially if I mix my pain cocktail with some vino. I called my homie TexasTodd after supper club Saturday night. I wish I could have a transcription of that drunk ass convo.
I just purchased some George Foreman grillin' machine books online. I made some burgers last night and Zoe devoured them. I told her they were steak burgers.
My new favorite blog (after the kickassomeness of Ms. Pants, who I shall not link at her request) is Piehole. She's fuckin hilarious.
I am also missing the comedy stylings of the Sarcastic Journalist who is on a well deserved vaca in Disney right now.
I haven't seen The Boy for Sex for a while. Thusly, I am very grouchy. Do not piss me off. He assures me that I shall be seeing a bit more of him really soon. Let's hope so.
I got an offer to have someone sex me up Saturday night. I turned him down, but would have liked the company. His pants have seen too many of my friend's floors, however, for me to consider his kind offer. He is sexy, but it's not gonna happen.
Sunday I slept in a bit, then went to pick up Zoe from Sis #2s casa. She got some new work done on her casa, and it looks pretty spiffy. I could tell Zoe had a great time over there. We then shopped at Kroger (yay! for Krogers with Starbucks in them) and then went home. We were going to wash my SUV, but my back was kicking ass and I took some meds and passed the fuck out.
Zoe was busy coloring and playing with all the Barbies she got for her Birthday. When I woke up from my sleep of death, we jumped in the pool. It was this side of way too fucking cold, but we swam anyway. I'm working on teaching her.
Overall the weekend was slow, but still somewhat charming.
Why can't work weeks be only four days long? I can't wait for my next weekend and it's only Monday.
Posted by debutaunt at May 16, 2005 02:11 PM