Bored last night. Still waiting on my SFU Season 3 (which I think should be in tonight). So I watched UPN.
The Top Model Search show, then Brittney and Kevin's Trailer Trash Home Video.
I used to think that the early Brittney was cute in a big boobed cheerleader fake kind of way.
Now. Holy crap she's so trashy.
1. I was thinking that maybe this show would portray why she likes Kevin. To show him in a better light. I don't think there IS a better light. Dude looks like a AIDS victim or a homeless bum. He's totally ghetto, and can't hold a conversation. But the sex ... "it's ecstasy!" I half expected her to get a video of him taking a dump with a cig in his mouth while looking at a Playboy. I think she did actually get one of him takin a piss, but I wasn't sure.
2. She is surrounded by "yes" people. Each person she interviewed looked at her like they wanted to just bitch slap her. I guess they know where their paychecks come from, so they don't tell her retarded ass to fuck off.
3. Brit. Smoking. Makes her look even more disgusting.
4. Honey, you have enough money to get some good facials. Go to a dermatologist. Stat.
5. She's gotten the opposite effect of Bennifer. Remember when Ben Affleck started going all GQ and mantanned when he dated J-ho? Well Brit has been hit with the tacky stick.
6. She talks about sex like a horny junior high school boy. "I had sex 3 times today!" Woo for you hooka. The show really needed a warning.
She scares me. And to think that Christina Aguilera actually is engaged to someone half normal.
I think today will be the longest day in the history of longest days.
Posted by debutaunt at May 18, 2005 10:23 AM