Troll Feeding. I know. But it amuses me somewhat.
Imagine if you will
A world where you are constantly ducking and moving about. Being followed. Stalked. And it's like everyone sees every move you make.
And it's not that you are being followed or detailed by strangers.
No. They are people you know. Well actually ... knew. Once upon a time.
Some you liked before, then you grew to hate them. Well hate really isn't the word. Possibly a strong dislike. Now you feel apathy or even sometimes pity for these people. Basically nothingness. It's not like they are a part of my current life. Nor do I run into them or their circlejerk of peers.
Because it seems like all the Ghosts of Fucktards Past have been lingering on my journal. Coming here just to see the minutiae that is my life.
And it's not just them. It's their ugly tranny-looking girlfriends, or their psycho pill popping wife cheating friends. Bitter exes. Ex-friends. Ex-whatevers. Shitholes of humanity.
What is the impetus for them to come here? Boredom? Curiosity? A sadistic pleasure of some sort?
One [who is a halfway nice guy] said he came here to hear "the other side of the story." Well since the whole story was never here, and that it was infinitely worse than anything I ever wrote about, the whole story will never be known. I don't write about everything. He was sick and a sick fuck. He was cruel to me. And it's over and I hope to God to never see or deal with his ugly and psycho ass again.
Another jackhole said:
"I continue to read your journal because you continue to insult me..." Is it me, or does this not make sense? You're a dick. I don't ever have to see you anymore. You don't even live in my state. Christ on a cracker. I'm sure in my life I will never see you again.
And if you didn't come in here and passive aggressively insult me (by your [or your tard girlfriend] lame searches), there would be no insults. It's not like I've even written about you in the longest time. I don't care. I don't date fatboys anymore. Especially repulsive ones. So your girl's assertions that I'm jealous is dead wrong. You two are, and have been, perfect for eachother from the getgo. You both are ugly and douchebags. It's like saying someone is jealous of a wet pile of dog shit.
Personally I think they are basically a bunch of losers that have nothing better to do. They must be unhappy with their lives and find some type of glee in peeking in on mine.
I know it's a public website. I know it's odd to write about the details of your life and then complain when someone reads about them. But there are a million, no wait billion other websites you could troll.
It's like living next door to every ex* that you dated or every guy that you fucked, and not only that, it's like having their inlaws and new girlfriends and new friends all asking to come over for dinner or use your bathroom. "Can I borrow your used tampons?"
Do you all stalk all your exes? Or do they all write about what a sad sack of shit you are? Because um... maybe it's YOU.
People. I'm not that interesting. I'm pretty boring. Really. If you read this site you'd know it.
I wake up and hug my kid. We eat breakfast and watch PBS together. Then I work all day at a fairly mundane job that I don't hate - but I like it somewhat, then I go home, pick up my kid, feed her dinner, get her ready for bed and then we read books. Sometimes I watch tv or I read my friend's blogs (Hi Mrs. Fer, Hi Thornthestudette, hi SJ, Hi Cursing Mama, Ms. Pants). I post some snark on a few forums and hit the sack. I go to church when I can. I pray. On the weekends we go to the park or the beach or a museum or the zoo or my sister's house to babysit. I have sex when I can, I talk on the phone alot to my dude, and once in a while I get out to go dancing. It's a pretty damn good life. But it's not worthy of your visiting here.
Think about it. Just step away from the computer and go live your lives ya douchebags!
*although there are quite a few of my exes that I am still friendly with. I actually talk to a few of them. No beefs.
Posted by debutaunt at May 19, 2005 10:47 AMWe can pull the search box off your site if you'd like. And we should--depending on your version of MT--be able to put your comments into moderation mode so you have to approve them, should the trolls get itchy keyboard fingers.
Other than that--don't even bother with them. I starved my first hate-troll a few weeks ago. Haven't seen her since. These are the types of people whose lives are so small, they thrive on any sort of attention--positive or negative--that they can get. So any "fuck you" or "you are an idiot" type stuff that you put up on your blog is only going to invigorate them, as you're paying attention to them. That will only encourage them to seek more attention. It's like a weird strain of Cyber Munchausen Syndrome.
Trolls are the one thing that WILL go away if you ignore them.
Posted by: Ms. Pants at May 19, 2005 11:00 AM