A random stranger. Or at least I'd like to think that.
A Boy: Wanna make out?
deb_u: sure. Meet me under the stairwell on the 14th floor
[aside]When I IM from work, they get a message from our IT department that anything they say can be archived.
A Boy: Is our conversation being monitored by Federal Agents?
deb_u: just the FBI and the CIA
A Boy: Oh, so I probably shouldn't tell you that the guns and crack you were looking to buy have arrived and will be available for pick-up tonight at the shipyards?
A Boy: The password is "rowboat".
deb_u: sweet
A Boy: You're too old to use expressions like "sweet". From now on, use "resplendent."
deb_u: ah
deb_u: k
deb_u: fucker
A Boy: Don't be vulgar, dear. Boys don't kiss girls with potty mouths.
deb_u: some do
deb_u: and they are glad they do
A Boy: Yeah, I'd still stick my tongue in your mouth.
deb_u: so, Mr. Puritan.... Do I know you?
A Boy: Thou durst not!
A Boy: But thou should, forsooth!
deb_u: you are too young to say forsooth
A Boy: Yeah...I'm a lot younger than you, Grannie.
deb_u: I have my hip replacement surgery next week
deb_u: can you come bring me some food at the hospital?
A Boy: Can I sleep with you whilst you're convalescing?
deb_u: just don't knock the hip out of its joint
A Boy: Enough with this tomfoolery! When are you going to let me get all up in yo butt?
deb_u: ha
deb_u: freak
A Boy: ...shutup.
A Boy: Truth or dare?
deb_u: I can't play with a total stranger
deb_u: you could be my boss or my friends ex boyfriend or some crazy shit like that
A Boy: Or I could be your bosses ex boyfriend's friend.
A Boy: Insert an apostrophe in the appropriate spot
We had a bit more of the convo, but I think our IT guys didn't like the flirting. When he asked what I was wearing, I replied granny panties and a bra with cups the size of his head.
Guess I should have said a pink pushup bra and a thong?
funny stuff!
Posted by: Rachel at May 25, 2005 12:32 AM