I'm just fucked.
Went to dinner near Gander Outdoors or whatever. Looked around a bit at camping stuff. Zoe wanted to shop some (I got the most hideous cowboy hat) so we went around the store a bit.
Mother of God, I have never felt so fucking WHITE in my life.
Everyone there has like year round tan. All sporty and campy. All the shoppers were tan and rugged.
Even with fake tanner I could never even be that tan.
I will be living under the tarp. I plan on sunscreening my eyeballs.
I think I will be giving in to the alcohol this weekend. It will make me forget the heat and not care that I look like a circus freak in my sweaty camp gear.
Posted by debutaunt at May 25, 2005 10:54 AM