More "searches" from Florida. The fun never ends:
"Funny that you would call us fat, since Yohn hated your fat sagging hooters and your nasty body--go eat yourself into another diabetic coma you disgusting whore"
Yohn, why can you and all your sad pathetic friends just stay out of my journal? If that truly is what you said about me, then dude, you need a mirror in the worst way, you fucking lying, mooching, drug-head, jailbird*.
Dude.... I bet you still can't even see your teeny tiny dick underneath all your blub. I have never dated a dude with a body as gross as yours or a dick as small as yours. I couldn't even stand to look at it.
I may not be Miss America, but at least I can see my feet and I have really nice breasts. There are plenty of men that don't find me appalling, and at least they will get to appreciate me. You on the other hand can not be found attractive by anyone. Especially if they get a glimpse at your saggy ass and your flab galore. 270 pounds my ass. You were definitely pushing 300+. There's nothing attractive about a snoring, binge-drinking, oaf.
All of HC make fun of you now because you used to brag about your dick being as big as a "baby's arm." And I'm sure you didn't catch the glances that Greg threw my way when you said that in front of us at that bar. We both knew the truth, and I'm sure he felt sorry for me. Sorry, but unless the baby in question is a mouse, then yeah, maybe that is correct. Your dick resembled an acorn. Seriously. A little tiny squashed acorn. No wonder you resorted to sticking toilet paper rolls up some chick's ass to get her off. (or was it your own ass - who knows?)
If that comment is from one of your cell mates in Florida, then I'm sure you told her all kinds of crazy shit about me. Honey, why don't you send me a proper email and not be just an anonymous troll? I found out from dating Yohn that his version of the truth and the actual truth are so polar opposite. He's delusional. Seriously. Just ask any of his exes.
Lesson here, children, that if you are dating a guy and he has nothing good to say about any of his exes, or has horrible nicknames for all of them, it should be a huge red flag. HUGE HUGE red flag. Like Run, Forest, Run red flag.
Go ahead and date that ugly asshole. He is crazy, is grotesque, and has the tiniest dick I've ever seen. He sucks in bed. And I'm so grateful and thankful that he's gone. So is Zoe and all of my friends. He's hideous.
He's also the only ex I have that I don't have fond feelings for. That should tell you something.
So, lessons here kiddos, if you resort to reading the journal of an ex of some guy because he says she's crazy, then you really need to consider the source. That one gives a new meaning to the word crazy. Why would you read this? You are just fucking weird. Just like those crazy bitches in NY. I will never see them again in my life, yet this tranny looking chick who dates this angry, bitter weirdo I fucked once comes here. As does he. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
How fucking creepy is that? Cyberstalkers!
*Yes, Yohn (Chef) just got out of jail and has been lurking in my journal for weeks - catching up on the six months he missed. I have seen his IP addresses and I can see what he's been reading - like for hours. I don't know why he was in jail, but all I know is what he's telling everyone the reason is is not true. I don't care either way. He's sick. And a sick pervert.