Ok, roll call here.
Ex ugly cyberstalker boyfriend - check
Ex ugly boyfriend's friend he was gay for - check
Ex ugly boyfriend's new girlfriend or freak cell mate he called Cletus - check
Random asshole I fucked in NY - check
Random asshole I fucked in NY's new tranny girlfriend - check
Random asshole I fucked in NY's new tranny girlfriend's lawyer - check (*snort* on this one)
Enough freaks in debu_ville yet?
I'm bored. I can't sleep either. So I randomly check out my site stats.
Jed actually read my journal 79 times in May 2005. He visited here more than *I* did. He came in 5th in the top 10 viewers, but only behind the random bots that surf blogs. 466 hits of 106 files. Guess you don't get humped by your girlfriend enough.
Dude. Seriously. You're weird. Go slit your wrists if you are that bored.
I promise one day I will go back to being normal. In the meantime I'm just kind of wierded out by all the freaks.
If you would just leave me alone, I'd just leave you be. But no. I'm the crazy one? It was all dropped. I will never see any of you fucks again. But you come in here and shit on MY couch and I'm supposed to just let the turd lie there?
You're skeery. And ugly. Well except for Greg. He was kind of cute in a asshole way. But I'm sure I too have a nickname now. Like all of Chef's exes, they all have some Antichrist name. Could it be that your sick ass turns them into the Antichrist? (again. Red flag. Do not pass go.)
I think all women should be required to meet the ex of their new man. Because then they could compare notes and just see where the lies come in.
Posted by debutaunt at June 9, 2005 01:49 AMDebuDarlin--hit me up. I have an idear.
Posted by: Ms. Pants at June 9, 2005 10:06 AM