June 21, 2005
Bless All This Mess
I am dressed like a dork today. Generic work/company golf shirt and some capri pants and sneaks.
So I'm eating my yum salad and I brought a small orange.
Which I then proceeded to drip on my left boob.
Here is the carnage. You'd think that being small of boobage it would fall on my lap.
Yes, I am missing my Zoe. And feeling anti-social.
Me and Zoe testing out our camera phone. I told her to make a face and she made the same one I did.
This type of facial contortion runs in my family. Here are two of my three bros.
Zoe visiting my mom, aka Momo G, at a university I used to go to. We went to the basketball game and then went to go look at Christmas lights. I'm so glad she's prettier than I am.
This is the normal me. I'm trying to become much less sensitive about the way I look in pictures. I'm pretty cool with myself in person, but since I got the haters giving me shit about being so fucking ugly, I'd figure I'd just start putting my ugly mug out there. Peace.
Did I say I miss Zoe yet?
oh. ok.
Posted by debutaunt at June 21, 2005 02:09 PMChicks in glasses = Hot
Chicks who make faces at a camera = Hotter
Chicks with OJ on their boob = Priceless
You are gorgeous. The haters can eat a dick.
Zoe is a such a sweet looking little thing.
Posted by: Rachel at June 22, 2005 08:32 PMYou're not ugly. Zoe is adorable as you already know. End of story.
I have been lurking around your site (not in a stalker-y way) and I thought I'd show myself. I am having a ball reading through your stuff. Chef sounds like an asshole I dated (but it's not),the jerkiness is similar and I'm glad he's not in your life anymore either!
Posted by: Suzie at June 22, 2005 08:44 PMI was going to comment on how pretty you are, but the comment thing didn't work. So instead I will grumble that you cursed me. I am sitting here in a shirt stained with ketchup, pear syrup and Frostee from Wendy's. Two drops of each. I am CLASS-AY!
Posted by: Karin at June 23, 2005 05:12 AM