June 27, 2005

Party like Cock Stars

Me Piehole girl made me think of this.

1. Drink until you pass out. Headbob and sleep on somebody's boobie.

2. Eat bacon-wrapped shrimp. Eat as much as you can so that no one else can get some.

3. Play a game that never ends. Answer questions and say things authoritatively like "I'm sure it's tureen; I think."

4. Argue over lock vs. locks.

5. Affectionately mispronounce cupboard as 'cup-board.'

6. Accuse boys who know about mascara and valances of being metros.

7. Sleep until 11am the next day for the first time in 10 years.

8. Say your goodbyes three separate times.

Have a great time. Even sans alcohol.

Day One is halfway down.

Posted by debutaunt at June 27, 2005 12:39 PM
Comments

I love a girl who isn't afraid to pass out in the boobies fo another. But it sounds like you kind of half-assed it. Where are the stories of dancing on the bar to "Achy Breaky Heart", followed by flashing the cops?

Posted by: simplygreg at June 27, 2005 03:11 PM