Mantras for Daily Living by my Big Sis. The Uber Fitness Goddess
Repeat after me:
Rice cakes taste good
Myoplex tastes exactly like a chocolate shake from McDonalds
Grill chicken with no fat or oil tastes like chicken and not dried fleshlike cardboard
Really, I am not starving to death
A half of cup of rice is all you need to feel really full
Eating 10% fat doesn't make me edgy or irratable at all, I am just normally a complete jerk
If you eat a lot of veggies, you don't want to eat Girl Scout cookies
You can never get sick of egg whites
The smell of cooking steak is repulsive to me
Canned tuna does not smell like catfood
No, that's not my stomach growling - I am absolutely content with my whey protein shake
No. Really. Dammit! My stomach is NOT growling
Drinking tons of water does not make me pee like a racehorse
Drink alcohol? No way, my body is my temple
Eating six times a day does not make me obsess about food
Myoplex does not smell like chalky throwup
My stomach is completely shrunk - I couldn't chow down even if I wanted to
Oatmeal is my friend.
Whoops, I, must, stop, typing ... My nose, well it has, grown so long, I find it hard, to type, as it is, smooshed against, the monitor.
Heh, how'd you get into my head. I just started a 14 day "detox" diet from HELL! I had a protein shake for breakfast, 3 egg whites and TURKEY bacon for a snack. Then a salad for lunch...I have vegetable "soup" (broth) for an afternoon snack AND turkey "lasagna" (read: eggplant and zucchini ~ no pasta) for dinner.
I am in total denial that this constitutes REAL food in any form or fashion.
Oh yah and no alcohol either. Remind me again why losing this 30 excess lbs is *SO* important?!?!?!?
Good luck to you though...hope it works out.
Posted by: Suzie at June 29, 2005 02:44 PM