July 07, 2005
You and Me Kid
Today I was hungry. The spinach salad, packet of tuna and apple just wasn't quite cutting it.
Yeah. Neither were the protein shakes (from now on which will be known as caca shakes cos they leave that caca aftertaste in your mouth). Soy protein isolate tastes like Reeses cups. And jizz tastes like jelly.
So. What's a crafty, driven, protein indulging girl to do?
Chew sugarless gum. The same piece for 5 hours.
So here's to you gum. We've gone through hell and back. Hate to see you go. Love ya forever.
As an Atkins veteran, let me tell you, sugarless gum has saved me from swan diving into the dessert cart more times than I can count. The same can be said of regular and chocolate (Yes chocolate) Redi-Whip. I call it mousse because I am not so bright and can fool myself easily, but it rocks
Posted by: simplygreg at July 8, 2005 03:06 AM