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38. Weird.

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I'm disgusting. We aren't allowed to throw away food trash in our office trashcans. Because of the "building rats." Like this is the nappy ghetto or something. Whateves. So I usually just let that shit pile up and take it all down to the kitchen at the end of the day.

Today was a banana-eating-monkey-protein caca shake drinkin-yogurt kind of day.

I worked out so hard last night that when I came home, I was still sweating hours later. I wasn't all that hungry even though I had just gone to the grocery and had yumtastic food products, so I had a yogurt, some almonds and like 3 bananas. My skin is now turning yellow from the banana carnage.

Ode to the protein'd one, a haiku:

protein fills me up
but those shakes taste like butthole
not that I would know

Posted by debutaunt at July 20, 2005 04:45 PM