July 28, 2005

Dear Stinky People

Dear People of Texas,

It's Africa hot here. Please bathe.

And if you are a smoker, for the love of Baby Jesus, please let that malingering odor dissipate before you get in the elevator. I almost puked on your shoes.

You offend.

Posted by debutaunt at July 28, 2005 10:07 AM
Comments

Seriously dude. What's with the stink? If I can smell you several feet away, you can't possibly NOT smell yourself!

Posted by: M in the P at July 28, 2005 10:27 AM

They also need to learn about deodorant. I hear it helps.

Posted by: Sarcastic Journalist at July 28, 2005 11:08 AM

I like to stink. I like it when you smell me and I stink. It turns me on.

But I don't smoke or drink or anything, so you got 100% pure stink with me.

Posted by: stinker at August 15, 2005 12:39 AM