Giraffe Joke.
I'm serious. I have this lovely Enginerd that works with me and he always has these adorable giraffe jokes. He's so damn sweet.
So I'd love to surprise him with a few new ones he hadn't heard yet.
Why don't giraffe's do drugs? (click to find out)
What did the momma giraffe say to the baby giraffe after its bath?
How do you sneak a giraffe into school?
Ok. Make me laugh.
Posted by debutaunt at August 5, 2005 03:57 PMWhat do you get when two giraffes collide? A giraffic jam.
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When do giraffes have eight legs? When there are two of them
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Why didn't they invite the giraffe to the party? He was a pain in the neck.
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What's worse than a giraffe with a bad cough? A giraffe with a stiff neck.
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The Mouse And The Giraffe
A mouse was setting in a bar having a drink when a beautiful giraffe came in and sat down at the end of the bar.
The mouse looked over at her and ordered her a drink.
Soon he had moved down beside her and ordered her another drink.
After a third round, the bartender looked up and they were leaving the bar together.
The next day the mouse limped into the bar, barely crawled up on the barstool and sat there gasping for air. His whiskers were bent and broken, tail was crooked and patches of hair were falling out.
The bartender took one look and said, "How did it go last night?"
The mouse said, "Man, that was the best sex I ever had."
The bartender asked, "Why do you look so bad?"
The mouse replied, "Hey, between the kissing and the screwing I must have run 10 miles!"
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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe he asks for two pints. They drink up and begin to leave when the giraffe collapses.
The man continues to walk out. The bartender shouts, "Hey you can't leave that lying there!"
The man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe
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All jokes courtesy of a Google search.
Posted by: Rachel at August 5, 2005 08:05 PM