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I have a sneeze stuck in my nose.

I'm just simply addicted to blockbuster.com. I can't get enough. I got the Sopranos and watched like 4 hours of it into the wee hours of the night the other day. I watch then fall asleep, then wake up and restart them. Even though I'm sick as a dog and sit there with kleenex shoved in each nostril, I'm a crackhead.

I walked in the apartment the other day and the lights had gone out. The Sopranos CD was in the DVD player and it was playing. The music was on - kinda freaky.

I can't sleep when I have a fever. I wake up at weird hours and freak out.

People with accents that aren't Texan sound so bizarre and foreign to me. This one woman sounds like Roseanne Rosanna-Dana. Or maybe the Church Lady.

Having a fever at work is lame.

Having a fever at work and not being able to go home is even lamer.

Having a fever at work and not being able to go home and having work to actually do is the lamest of all.

Someone just told me a story of this girl who had sex with a guy so fat she had to move his fat roll to get to the goods. Then she had another date that ate dinner, had sex three times, puked and went home. Why people like this don't blog, I don't know.

Did I tell you that I still can't sneeze.

See how miserable I look. Send me home, you motherfuckers!

I feel drunk.

Ok, Paige told me to look into the light. Now I sneezed, but shot snot across my office.

I'm disgusting. Even to myself. Especially to myself.

Zoe is either on the daycare van or bussing to whereabouts unknown. I have zero idea. I'm freaking out and now have to sneeze again...

look into the light, all are welcome...

Posted by debutaunt at August 10, 2005 04:02 PM