Ok, for our next Paypal experiment, we shall take up a collection to buy me a new home computer.
You see, it seems as if Y has posted this freaky ass video as an experiment to get people's reactions to it (NSFW apparently and NSFP* apparently).
Turns out that Mellie, aka the Big Weenie, is too afraid to watch it. Who by the way may be a Big Weenie, but is hella funny and has closed comments and I'm too lazy to see if she actually has email to email her and tell her how amusing she is to me. Especially at 1am. And Especially Especially at 1am and high on cold meds.
Also turns out that Deb and her shitty debu_computer can't figure out how to get the video to work on her shitty debu_Istillhavewindowsmillineum on my POS demon-possessed computer. You know, the one that starts programs on it's own? Or the one that you open a program and 10 minutes later it loads? The one that would never install the fucking printer drivers correctly? Or the one that makes weird noises all night? Yeah. That's the one. The debu_fuggedupcomputer.
So I either get donations because even though I might be able to afford one somehow someday, it's not a purchase that could be justified in my single mom mind.
Let's see... Deb needs new clothes (because she has shoes that literally are instant birth control) or buy a computer?
Food? or Fools?
Zoe needs swim/gymnastics lessons (because she is a bundle of totally coordinated energy) or Deb buys a new computer because she wants to surf random Yahoo profiles, talk to weird strangers on IM, and laugh at momblogs?
Wait. Damn life. Not fair. Paris Hilton wears a 24 karat Man Paris engagement ring, so why should I be forced to use this computer that has had over 8,867 viruses on it?
or.... even better
I could find me a hot looking 23-35 year old geeky dude to have wanton sex with so that he buys me a new computer, builds me a new computer, fixes this craptastic craputer, or is so good in bed that I never want to be on the computer again.
What the hell is that video? For all I know it's a home movie of George Bush's stag party.
What the hell am I doing awake? Again. For no apparent reason.
I think I should get donations for a mega-sized Tylenol PM bottle, some porn, and a dildo instead. I'd never be on the computer again. Problem solved.
*NSFP is Not Safe for Paige. Apparently there are "little people" in the video.
Ooooh. Oooh. Take it down. That's nasty. You aren't missing anything. It's a video of a severely handicapped, possibly also seriously anorexic creature doing spastic tapdancing. It's creepy and eerie.
But! I know just what you mean about wanting something and weighing it against what you need. I WANT a new camera. I NEED one. Nevermind that we are so totally in debt that any extra money is spent for the next 18 months. I am an instant gratification girl, damn it.
Posted by: julia at August 12, 2005 03:11 AMOK, so it is SFW, but don't! RUN! It is probably one of the most disturbing 60 seconds I have ever experienced, and the ending is seared into my brain. I amy never sleep again.
Posted by: simplygreg at August 12, 2005 10:54 AMThat was the creepiest video ever - may give me nightmares. Especially after I found out it was a man. Yikes!
Posted by: Julie at August 12, 2005 01:33 PMIt is SFW. He tap dances better than he walks. I just had a uneasy feeling he would come out of the screen like the girl from Rhe Ring. Still, I dig his puppet hat & hair.
Posted by: meerkat at August 12, 2005 06:19 PMahem, that would be 'The' Ring.
Posted by: meerkat at August 12, 2005 06:21 PM